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So symmetrical!

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Puzzle #946
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My 250th “perfect puzzle!” and it’s “reverse rainbow!”

Don’t try to humanize him. He’s a fucking evil piece of shit.

Reverse rainbow! Woo!

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Puzzle #944
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I agree with what others are saying. one of the greens does not fit with the others.

Dad jokes.

Ever hear of the vinegar strokes face?

The games are prohibitively expensive.

Even if you calculate hours-of-entertainment-per-dollar-spent, it’s crazy expensive.

That’s because the real tyrannical government were the friends they made along the way.

I read somewhere that smoking it makes you see the shadow people who are constantly watching us.

ICE has been overrun with psychopaths.

Had I stuck with one of my usual starters I’d have had it in two. But I got fancy today. Derp.

Wordle 1,663 3/6*

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That was a tricky one.

Wordle 1,662 5/6*

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Puzzle #939
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girlfriends deadass get mad when u touch their butt like it’s our fault they got the wagon??? no one asked u to be double cheeked up like this. u stupid ass bad bitch. thick ass slice of heaven. why u walk in the room n ur ass walks in 5 minutes later.

Ok. So?

How much does anyone want to bet that they give him retroactive permission?

Do you flush it with the lid open? That’s kinda gross man. There’s splashing, even if you can’t see it.

I always close the lid when I’m not using my toilet. So do my wife and kid. It’s weird that people leave theirs open.

I hope he dies in the stupidest, most humiliating way possible. And soon.

I’m in the squid squad

Why I will never understand or relate to extroverts.