Right?

Yeah, I can’t eat raw onion or celery bc it squeaks when bitten like a live animal or something. I definitely use onion and celery powders when cooking tho 😂

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I wanna see what this kid looks like when he grows up 😂

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ADHD meds 😅

Considerate of them, eh?

I said hey, hey, hey

That dude always has the best comments 😂

My friend and her husband gave out Ramen last year, and they were so popular they feel like they have to do it every year now 😂

I give out toys and stickers, but I gotta find something for the littlest kids bc choking hazard on some of the small toys.

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You too 💜💜💜

This is why I broke up with an ex, my answers were always contradictory and he couldn’t handle it 😂

I love the shit out of you 💜

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Eh, control’s overrated 💜

You’re a good human 💜

In general, if I don’t feel like dusting it, it goes to a thrift shop. That same sense of “don’t wanna” also works with digital items 💜 I also used to use Pinterest to organize my aesthetics, but I hear it’s been overrun by slop. Now I just have tons of bookmarks organized in folders.

🎵 Bright and early for their daily races… 🎵

Yeah I saw a pink one in a petshop once!