False vacuum decay? A cosmic ray burst pointed right at us? Come on, don’t leave us hanging!

Iran war intensifies food and fuel shortages immanent as strategic reserves Lowest level since the 80s and crop failure due to global warming compounded with the lack of fertilizer means no food and India heat wave predicted to kill a million people while ocean monitoring systems are disabled so basically new Orleans will be underwater all retirement funds are stripped to pay for the private equity AI bubble bursting after midterms which are . probably going to be cancelled anyway because how can we possibly have a vote when we are at war, why just look at Zelinski and Netanyahu let’s table this democracy thing until we can confirm the election is rigged for Trump while the multi billion dollars ICE contract insures that there will be masked goons at every polling station to prevent any questionable skin colours from participating and

nice try, nermal. i know it’s monday tomorrow.

Yay! tucks into bed

Omg finally! Ive been waiting for this for so long

:3

Because nuclear war will break out & we won’t have to worry about anything anymore? Yay!

Can I watch?

Fake news