More than 300 people bought INDXcoin, a cryptocurrency created by the pastor and marketed through his online church, which was deemed "illiquid and practically worthless."
  • beebarfbadger@lemmy.worldEnglish
    25·
    9 months ago

    “Ah, well then. case closed. Give the man a pat on the back for being such a good Christian and we can finish up here. Let’s instead go get some witness statements on that psycho we found slaughtering everyone in that orphanage.”

    “No need, sir. That case is closed.”

    “Huh? How so?”

    “He said the Lord told him to do it.”

    “Hot diggity! Free afternoon!”

  • friend_of_satan@lemmy.worldEnglish
    253·
    9 months ago

    God told him people would become wealthy if they invested, the Colorado Division of Securities said in a statement Thursday.

    God must be lying again, just like with the original sin when he told Adam and Eve they would die if they ate the fruit of the tree, but they ate it and didn’t die. You know who told the truth though? Lucifer. https://atheism.fandom.com/wiki/Original_sin

  • DogPeePoo@lemm.eeEnglish
    15·
    9 months ago

    Magic sky Daddy will send you 2 bitcoin for every 1 you send now

    *certain restrictions apply *see Bible for details

  • squiblet@kbin.social
    8·
    9 months ago

    It’s sad how certain people automatically believe it when someone says something like that

  • Honytawk@lemmy.zipEnglish
    2·
    9 months ago

    Well, the lord is telling us that scamming people will land you a place in hell. But you do you.