• rumba@lemmy.zip
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    2 days ago

    There isn’t one. When that stuff about “they chose the bear” happened, they meant it.

    You have to be vetted and have an in, give their dog bacon. Volunteer.

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      1 day ago

      There isn’t one. When that stuff about “they chose the bear” happened, they meant it.

      RIP women, but tbh what did they expect when they chose the bear

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        1 day ago

        I mean, they’re not exactly wrong, the odds of getting raped on an evening walk are drastically higher than a bear screwing with them.

        Being a guy, I think the odds are still relatively low, but also being a guy, I don’t have any say in how they feel about things nor their experience to understand.

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          1 day ago

          A random bear is a lot more likely to maul you to shit than a random dude is to rape you lol. It’s a horrible choice but I respect it (rip)

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            1 day ago

            A random bear is a lot more likely

            I get the feeling you’re not acquainted with wild bears.

            Unless they feel threatened (especially with cubs) they generally DGAF.

            Almost 1 in 2.1 Million Chances of Being Attacked by a Bear. (National Park Service)