• n0clue@lemmy.world
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    6 hours ago

    Well obviously you have to use a different dildo for every day of the week, and no dildoing on Sunday.

    • ᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝@feddit.ukM
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      3 hours ago

      Although the Bible states Sunday was when God rested, which is when he had enough spare time to break out the sex toys. “Grab the strap-on Mrs God! I’m not doing any more grunt work this week, just grunting.” This message may be illegal in the state of Texas. And undress.