Don’t think this is really onion-y. It was found at one of the tables where visitors put their belongings when going through security. I’m honestly shocked this doesn’t happen more often. TSA deals with dropped drugs on a daily basis. Hell there are containers in some airports specifically to throw away your illegal items.
Shitty Life Pro Tip: Rummage through the illegal item container at airports to score free drugs.
Right after drinking the forbidden jungle juice at the beginning of the security line
Well, it is called the White House.
I’m sure that staffer is both A: pissed and B: terrified about the investigation.
I wouldn’t be stunned if illicit substances have perennially been in the White House for a century or more. It’s a hostile, high-stress work environment. Of course people are going to medicate.
