• Blackout@kbin.run
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    8 months ago

    I hereby apologize to all women for being married and off the market these last 17 years. Don’t worry, you didn’t miss anything special.

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      8 months ago

      You mother fucker. I hope you’re happy. I hope you’re REAL FUCKING HAPPY.

      I hope that woman brings you a fucking LIFETIME of joy and comfort after that colossal fuck up. Yeah. I hope you both love each other and live in one another hearts for a hundred years and then DIE AT THE SAME TIME. you asshole.